Think husband is watching p*rn, help! Two local “play cafes” to close. Awful crash in Wandsworth, witnesses wanted.

Awful crash in WandsworthDear South West London Mum,

“Flowers for you love!”

Last Saturday afternoon a friendly Marks and Spencer’s chap dropped off a massive Mothers Day bouquet.

I was impressed.

Mr NVN had managed to forget every single Mother’s Day since we’d had children.

Later that evening I told him how surprised I was and even confessed I’d checked they weren’t meant for a neighbour.

My own mother, however, was less pleased.

Her flowers hadn’t arrived.

On ringing Marks and Spencers to complain it became apparent I’d sent her bouquet to myself, a simple case of the wrong delivery address.

“I can’t believe you sat there and took credit for something you didn’t do,” I ranted once off the phone, “didn’t you wonder who ACTUALLY sent them?”

“I did,” he replied, “but I thought they’re here and they’re addressed to you and it seemed such a waste to not use them.”

There was a pause.

“Would it be easier,” he whined, “if in future you just ordered two bunches and then we wouldn’t get into this pickle?”

My reply suggesting what he could pickle won’t get past any spam filters so let’s move onto the topics you’ve been talking about on NappyValleyNet…

Here is what you’ve been talking about on NappyValleyNet (Wandsworth):
We’re launching a new WEEKLY competition. From next week the person who starts the most interesting conversation on NVN will win a fabby prize thanks to North & South wines at the corner of Broomwood Road and Northcote Road. Next week the prize is an iconic Billecart Salmon Rose Champagne half bottle gift bag, worth £32.99. Good luck! Don’t know how to post? Click here!

Awful crash in WandsworthGwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have announced they are to separate after 10 years. Gwynnie’s blog post that they’re “Consciously Uncoupling” elicited a number of responses ranging from pity to bemusement. But mainly irritation…click here for details

“Shocked&Hurt” thinks her husband is watching p*rn and she’s upset.  She wants to know why and if it’s a problem?…click here for details 

News from Wandsworth Council: The Barclays Cycle Hire Scheme has seen 23,000 user journeys in the last month (click here) and they’ve signed a deal that will see the opening of a new child friendly café in Battersea Park…click here for details

Was a tweet from Sadiq Khan in poor taste?…click here for details

The Northcote Road Summer Fete will visit Battersea again this year. The event will take place on Sunday 6th July 2014 from 11am until 5pm. Last year Andy Murray won Wimbledon on the same day so not much to live up to then!…click here for details

Eddie Catz have an amazing offer but it finishes today! Buy a Month Child’s Membership to Eddie Catz by 31st March and we’ll upgrade it to a 1 Year Membership at no extra charge!…click here for details

Taking the kids out of school for a cheap (er) holiday. Good idea, asks Outnumbered?…click here for details

There was an awful crash on Buckhold Road and the police have asked for witnesses…click here for details

“Under the Greenwood Tree” is closing. That is a real real shame and hot on the heels of Eat Play Love’s demise we’ve lost two lovely local instituitions…click here for details

Bbroxash wants to know how much would you pay your nanny to do the whole night?…click here for details

Casper wants to know “Is it just me or has dog fouling on the pavements got worse?”…click here for details

Now this is a TOP idea! Vivpidge wonders if she could get a stall to sell baby paraphernalia and children’s clothes?…click here for details

Mummy2boys would like to know how to control a 2 year old whilst feeding my newborn??! You can control them???…click here for details

MF is looking for a creche in Battersea or Chelsea?…click here for details

Not a creche but there are a lot of them in Chelsea! CMR needs an independent Audi specialist…click here for details

TWO lost and found! A blue hat was lost at the science museum, can you help get it back? (click here) and a Waterstones bag was found on Broomwood/Hillier Road junction..click here for details

IndyB wants to know how to get a CRB check for a nanny?…click here for details

HappyMummyOfTwo would like advice on night time potty training.…click here for details

MrsAAA is searching for an obstetrician recommendation…click here for details

TWO nursery posts: SP asks if anyone has any thoughts on Elm park nursery(click here) and FM would like to know your experiences of Stepping Stones or Looking Glass nurseries?…click here for details

A complaint! Bamse wonders why is it so hard is it to close the playground gate?!…click here for details

RosieT is trying to book an entertainer for her daughters 4th birthday in June! Can anyone recommend someone? One Direction?…click here for detail

Looking for a new challenge?  Northcote Lodge requires a full time Matron in September 2014 (click herre) MK is looking for a manager for their business (click here) and AT is looking for a part-time live-out housekeeper/cook…click here for details

Our travel section is busier than the Ryanair complaint’s department!

RunnerBean thinking of going to Andalucia with a 9 month old. Does anyone have any tips or hotel recommendations? (click hereItaly in Spring! Where would you go a Rome-in? (Geddit!) (click here) . Come and join Travel Designers on the Jungle Bus as they celebrate their new branch opening! (click here). CC wants to know what is the best Mark Warner resort you’ve been to? (click here)

Listen up at the back, schools questions are not slowing down, even with Easter approaching!
Home Grown asks is St Annes Primary school any good? (click here) Tooting_mummy was wondering about the catchment area for Graveney for last year (click here) and SM has friends who are relocating and need a reception place for their 4 year old. (click here)

Our House and Garden section is busier than David Moyes’
HannaMatNurse needs recommendations for a serviced apartment (click here) 1976 would love building company suggestions (click here)  Harrisks1 is searching for a good plumber in Southfields (click here) SpecialK would like to know where to have window coverings made? (click here) and Abi would like to cut a rug and get a good carpet fitter?…click here for details

Our calendar is now upgraded, and its bigger and better!
The Easter Holiday Sports Camp at Clapham Common is here! (click here)  New Mum, New You! The programme is aimed at new mums who have just given birth in the last eight months (click here) . Drop-in mindfulness classes in Balham (click here) and there are tons of fun workshops at Museum of London this Easter…click here for details

Don’t forget AnnabelsArcade our totally free buying and selling site!
For sale this week:- A marble table (John Lewis) for outdoor/indoor with 4 chairs for £150 (click here),  A John Crane balance bike, good as new. £20! (click here) and four Johnny Mathis tickets at the O2 – 8th April for £40 each. (click here)

That’s it, have a wonderful week and I hope you all had a wonderful Mother’s Day!

 

Love

Annabel and the NappyValleyNet.com Team

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