So funny! Well, i wish, but clearly not in my case!

For a moment I thought you had found the elusive money tree much discussed over the election campaign

Could someone save my money tree from me? Pic attached. Over the years its been better and worse, but i am giving up on my ability to give it the care it deserves so would like to give it to someone who can look after it better than i can.

I tried watering it very very little but still no good.

We are at sw11 6hg. Free collection, i might be able to drop it off if not far.