As part of the current “Get Mr NVN Fit” campaign I’ve been prodding him to take some exercise.
The prodding turned to pushing until eventually he capitulated and agreed to take part in a class as long as I booked it for him, his view being that he shouldn’t have to expend energy just to join a class when there was a Common to run around on our doorstep.
I didn’t bother pointing out that although the Common had always been there his tummy hadn’t and so I scoured NVN looking for the toughest and most punishing classes when a girlfriend, who was with me as I mulled over options, told me I was taking the wrong tack.
“None of those are bad enough,” she said over a glass of wine, “you need to make it so unpleasant that he’s motivated to keep himself fit without you nagging.”
I must have looked confused.
“Imagine you’re training a puppy, not a grown-up.”
Now I got it. So after speaking with one of those gyms down the side of Wandsworth Common I booked him in for a spin class at 9.30am on a weekday morning.
He came back a fierce shade of pink, though whether through embarrassment or exertion I’m not sure.
It turned out he’d had a bit of a Mastercard moment.
Thirty lovely mums spinning their hearts out and having a wail of a time: wonderful
Only one bloke, all on his own at the front, totally out of condition and swearing he’d do anything to avoid going there ever again: priceless.
Here is what you’ve been talking about on NappyValleyNet (Wandsworth):
DQ has met a man at work whose company she increasingly enjoys. Only problem is they are both married and she wonders if she’s embarking on an “emotional affair”? Please be aware that when posting a reply this is a real user with a genuine concern, so please do ensure your replies are sensitive and considerate (click here).
Dog sh*t! Is it getting worse? A few of you really seem to think so! (click here).
How do you get rid of persistent moths, asks LM2014? Did you know that the world’s largest moth is called a mammoth? Maybe. (click here)
Pie81 is looking for great mobile reception “BTC”. If you’re mobile is pushing three bars then she’d loved to know (click here)
Nightingale urgently needs an immigration lawyer. Know of one? (click here)
Has Aspace on Northcote Road closed? Bueller? Bueller? (click here)
Do you know T’choupi? I didn’t but now I do and if you have any of his books then MM would love to buy them! (click here).
Some parents are being turned away from play centres because they’re not in the catchment area! What next, entrance exams for creches? (click here).
There was a very funny review of alcohol free beers in the Guardian. I posted a link as Mr NVN is having a dry January and it somehow seemed appropriate. Unlike the beers which the writer thought somehow tasted rubbish! (click here).
You know Skylark? That lovely place on Wandsworth Common? They have some brilliant activities to help banish those dark winter days and to get us all out of the house and away from all that rain! (click here).
Supergirl is done with her chemo (yippee!) and is looking for post-chemo shampoo suggestions? A ton of responses – thank you everyone! (click here)
Our roving report Rob has reviewed the Roundhouse Pub by Spencer Park. Not only is he responsible for my writing a post with more “R’s” than any other he’s also a wonderful judge of food! Was he bowled over or was he happy to let someone else take a turn? (click here).
Sticking with reviews, the lovely Charlotte and her little monkeys visited “Go Ape” in Battersea Park. Did the simian themed attraction have her dancing the Funky Gibbon or was she it was more gorillas in a missed opportunity? Read on to find out! (click here).
A stack of nursery posts! First off, our friends at Bright Horizons have a heap of open days in their nurseries across SW London. Streatham, Tooting, Barnes, Wandsworth and Southfields, all towards the the end of January (click here). 1M is looking for a Montessori nursery for her 18 month (click here) CJ would love your nursery suggestions by Clapham South (click here).
You can tell it’s almost school-choice time. We have SO many posts I can’t list them all but here are a selection! MC had her heart set on Belleville/Honeywell but has a place at Highview. Can anyone help her with feedback on this school? (click here)! AM wonders who would win in a St Anselms versus St Boniface scrap of the schools? In addition, what are the entrance requirements? (click here). SV asks the perennial question about ALL the local primary schools. Which are good, bad and ugly? (click here) Our friends at Yellowbird Education have posted details of their *mock* seven, eight and eleven plus exams– thanks guys! (click here). Lastly, the Laurels School want to tell you about their open day on the 10th February. It’s a wonderful independent Catholic secondary in Clapham so do please pop along if it’s on your “potential” list (click here).
LL is looking for gynaecologist recommendations – would you recommend yours? (click here).
IndyB would love a prenatal massage – any ideas as to who might be NappyValley’s most marvellous masseuse? (click here).
Our great friends at The Parent Practice have announced a massive “30% off” New Year special offer. Thanks guys and well worth a look if one of your resolutions is a more harmonious home! I know SO many people who think they’re amazing. (click here)
LMS has been unhappy with the quality of the compression tights she’s been ordering from Amazon. Where should she shop if the online giant can’t deliver the goods? (click here).
The reCentre have posted details of their new drop-in post-natal Pilates classes. 9-10am on Sunday morning and it’s a great help for postpartum recovery (click here)
JDC is looking for a chiropodist. Where should she “hot foot” it to? (click here)
Finally, it’s your house and garden questions: we have more than post-Xmas gyms have new members!
Our friends at Rampton Baseley have opened a new office on Bellevue Road and to celebrate they have a special celebratory offer on listing fees! Congratulations Joel and Patrick and good luck! (click here)
GeorgieB asks if anyone has tried to execute a “Joint Planning Application” before? Please help if you can, I didn’t even know what it was! (click here). NL is about to appoint builders and wonders what questions she should she ask. “How many sugars?” is my starter for ten!” (click here). DJB asks who might repair secondary glazing units? (click here) LHO would love assistance with home networking. The IT kind, not those awful work events where we swap business cards! (click here). Wanessa asks how to clean grout between tiles? Does she need to replace them? (click here). LL has electric underfloor heating which has stopped working. Know of an ace electrician who might get her toes toastie again? (click here). CC would love your roofer recommendations (click here). Finally, PDG is hoping to fit alcove shelving, might you know of a company who can help? (click here). SbSW needs replacement door and sash window suggestions (click here).
We’ve moved Annabel’s Arcade INTO NappyValleyNet, it’s still our “totes free” buying and selling site!
Phew, that’s it, have a fabby week!!
Annabel and the NappyValleyNet.com Team